Featured in ‘Broadleaf’, The Woodland Trust’s magazine, Joy is described as a ‘legend’. Rightly so. Not only does she make the most delicious Spring Rolls, available at the Market this month, but she could probably single-handedly reverse climate change (well, using both hands, single-handed would be a stretch!). Known to collect 25,000 acorns per day in a mast year (a super productive fruiting year), last year alone she collected over a tonne. With an acorn weighing in the region of just a couple of grammes, how many did she collect? You do the maths. Answers on a postcard to Boris.